Rooster
Rooster This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster. The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this great rooster, named Randy; he'll service every chicken you've got.
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Lil Johnny
Little Johnny was talking to his girlfriend, and he said, "Be honest, now, baby. How am I as a lover?" To which she replied, "Honey, I would definitely say that you're warm." "Really?" he said excitedly.
Kiss
There was a boy whose parents were very strict in his upbringing. They never allowed him to meet any girls, except his own relatives. However, one day he saw one of his best friends kissing a girl and he went to his mother and asked her what they were doing.
Labor
Steven was rubbing the palm of his wife Kay during her labor contractions when he drifted off to sleep. He awoke to her hand flailing in his face. "If you don't rub my hand during my contractions, you won't be in the room for the next delivery," she threatened.
Southern Girls
Southern Girls Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Iowa and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
Funnies
I recently read in one of the tabloids at the supermarket: WOMAN GETS PREGNANT WHILE DOING "LAMBADA" I guess that goes to show that the rhythm method just doesn't work! The Bible teaches to love your neighbor, and Kama-Sutra explains how.
Old Folks Home
Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Annabel, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed.
Floridians
Floridians To: Former Floridians, current Floridians, future Floridians, and/or those who know a Floridian: We're about to enter the peak of the hurricane season. Any day now, you're going to turn on the TV and see a weather person pointing to some radar blob out in the Gulf of Mexico and making two basic meteorological points: (1) There is no need to panic.
