In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up and says: we must find and stop her !!
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave him 11 cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as
to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes !
to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes !
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