ADULT JOKES

Sardar proposed a Girl
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  Girl said 'I'm 1 year elder to you'
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  Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
  
  Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
  
  Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
  
  Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''
  
  Note: Manmohan Singh is the Prime Minister (PM) of INDIA