BEST JOKES

Flash news: 
  A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . 
  
  Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..

On a ROMANTIC dare sardar's girl friend asks him, "Darling on our 
  engagement will you give me a ring?"
  
  Cooly replies: Ya sure, what's your phone numner.....

in an interview,
  
  Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? 
  
  SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..
  
  Interviewr shouts: stop it !
  
  SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup.