Thursday, April 23, 2009

FAT JOKES

Sardar at bar in New York .
  Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
  Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
  Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"

Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?
  Sardar : liquid state.....
  Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks be hind, ALL WERE SARDARS..... ..
  

Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa, last year the name-plate outside your house read Santa Singh B.A. This year it read Santa Singh M.A., When did you finish yours Masters Degree?
  Santa Singh: "You don't understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again. Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is Married Again.

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