Thursday, April 23, 2009

KIDS JOKES

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave him 11 cr after deducting tax.
  
  Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!


One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK.
  
  A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing" 
  Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh" 
  
  Another Guy Came and asked the same Question. 
  Sardar answered " No No Me ! Banta Singh" 
  
  Third one came and asked the same
  question, Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to
  shift his place. 
  
  While walking he saw another Sardar
  enjoying the Beach. 
  
  He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?". The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing. 
  
  The Sardar slapped him on
  his face and said "Idiot, they are all searching for you and you are sitting here"

in an interview,
  
  Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? 
  
  SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..
  
  Interviewr shouts: stop it !
  
  SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup.


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