SHORT FUNNY JOKES

A train suddenly deviated from the tracks and ran onto the nearby fields before returning on the tracks again. The passengers were horrified at this. At the
  next railway station, the driver was caught and questioned. He was a sardar and explained that a man was standing on the tracks and he refused to budge.
  
  The authorities asked him, "Sardarji, are you mad? Just to save one person, you put so many lives in danger. You should have overrun that person." 
  
  The sardar replied: "Exactly, that is what I was doing, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close."

Sardar complained to his friend about his wife "My wife never agrees with anything I say. And we have been married for six years."
  
  Mrs Sardar (Rajsi) intervened, "Not six we have been married for seven years!"